Do you dream of a trip to Moon?

Like most people, you probably spend a great deal of your day thinking about ways to fly to the moon. The weightlessness. The thin air. The space monsters. Pretty soon it’s six o’clock and all you’ve done all day is construct imaginary rockets in your head, you’re bloated on Tang and you can’t stop reciting that ‘”One small step for mankind…” speech. Well here’s your chance to stop dreaming and actually get to the moon.

Well, Moon, Virginia that is.

UpTake will fly you to Moon if you refer someone for any of the full-time positions listed on our jobs page. Why Moon? We figure it’s a little warmer than Mars (Pennsylvania), less gassy than Jupiter (Florida), more exciting than Boring (Oregon) and not obnoxiously Manly (Australia.) Just be happy we’re not telling you to go to Hell (Michigan.)

Interested in something more earthbound?

Then again, if the thought of going to Moon is making you feel like Crapo (Maryland) Uptake will give you a $2000 gift card instead to spend on a trip of your choice or on a Sandwich (Massachusetts.)

Any full-time applicant hired for any of the full-time positions listed on our jobs page as a direct result of your referral earns you the “To The Moon Finder’s Fee”– airfare to Moon, Virginia.

Please send your referral candidates to jobs@uptake.com.  If the same candidate is received from two sources the first email received will win.  Offer expires 12/31/2010.

While you formulate your list of possible candidates, we recommend a little tune from Frank.